Yes We Can! |
Hello fellow people of the world. My name is Barack Obama and I am the current president of the United States of America. Alfred made me make this by the way. And Michelle says stay away from twinkies. |
((…what, two three months? Pff does anyone still even play these historical figures anymore?))
Sorry for the absence.

THIS GUY IS THE BEST JOKER. NO EXCUSES.
FUCK.
FUCK
And that’s his actual smile. THAT’S HIS REAL FACE.
BEST FUCKING COSPLAY OF ALL TIME.
EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.
(Source: bendydickbandersnatch, via fakefoxtrot)
youramericanhero asked: Hey! Boss! Umm...you know that thing i had to sign? Uh...i kinda lost it...
How could you possibly lose it.
I stapled it to your door with 8 post it notes with the words “DON’T LOSE THIS” in sharpie marker written on it posted around it.
((see y’all!))
- brobama-care started following you
“Thank you very much, and welcome to the Phantomhive Manor.”
Where is this Phantomhive Manor? Obviously no where in America, right?
“America?” he said, a bit confused before chuckling, “Ah, no, not at all, Miss. The Phantomhive Manor is located a few miles outside of London.”
Oh well I’ll look for it the next time I’m over there. Has it always been there?
Señor Obama! What a pleasant surprise! I take it you’re well?
I am great! Except for being a woman.
It’s weird.
I’m glad you’re well~
Ermm—a woman…?
Did a magic anon or something get to you…?Howodd…
Is that what they are called? I was wondering how on Earth this was possible.
oh my god
i have a fucking empire to build ya bitch

*spits out tea* EXCUSE ME?! *flushed face*
I like that last blog already

I mean...